It amazes me the things people do sometimes. When I was walking back from class today, I saw a guy walking down the sidewalk wearing these:
I was so confused as to why he was wearing reverse high heels. Is this a new fashion? I wondered. Then I looked them up on Google so I could find a picture, and discovered that these “Jumpsoles” are supposed to help you jump higher/get stronger calves/enable you to dunk. REALLY? Something that adds inches to the bottom of your feet can make you jump higher?
Later today, I was reading my Twitter feed and looking at the trending topics. One was #drunkestievergot. REALLY? You’re bragging to people you don’t know about how drunk you got? AND you’re using horrible grammar?
Another trending topic was #throwagrenade. Some people wanted to #throwagrenade at people who can’t drive. A Justin Bieber fan wanted to #throwagrenade at his homework. But who says that they will #throwagrenade at “chicks with messed up faces”?
For Tube-y Tuesday, I decided I wanted to make it a St. Patty’s Day theme. So, I typed in “leprechaun band” into YouTube. And I actually found a video. Of people dressed as leprechauns. In a “string” [AKA marching] band.